Ballroom Newsletter, Siskiyou County & Northern California – July 11th 2023
Dear All,
Crisis averted! Crisis averted! Thanks to the astuteness of our friend and student Victoria and the prompt and efficacious actions of Maria of Mountain Fitness fame, the air conditioning for the classroom has been restored and is fully functioning! I mean, we were on the verge of taking desperate measures (like requiring the women to all wear thong bikinis and requiring the men to wear {ugh!} speedos) but none of that will be necessary now (huzzahs ring out across the land!). Religious persons and atheists alike are all crying “praise the Lord that’s not going to happen”! You might even want to bring a sweater along, just in case!
Those of you who were in Wednesday’s class last week, where we all suffered from near heat prostration (a lesser fate than heat prostation, believe you me!) can rest assured that the room will be closer to too cold than to too hot this week (and, indeed, for the rest of the summer!), so come to class and dance your you-know-what out and your you-know-what off! The Samba holds no horrors for us any more!
The Thursday night class already knows how good the classroom feels now (as this miraculous change of circumstances happened just in time for class last week). We can now dress as we like instead of how we have to (not that I, in any way, would ever allow a little yellow ball 93 million miles away dictate my dressing habits in the first place!).
Come as you are, come as you were, come as you would be . . . but come to class, now for the refreshing ambience as well as to learn how to dance better and better with each new figure you acquire! Remember, once we teach you a figure, it is yours forever and no one, I repeat, no one can take it away from you (with the possible exception of Al . . . what was his last name? . . . on yeah . . . Zeimers, or something like that! But the more classes you take, the smaller the possibility is of that ever happening!). Join us now, join us frequently and join us forever!
Looking forward to seeing you this week. And for those of you suffering from Merlin’s Syndrome (which involves moving backwards through time), we look forward to seeing you last week as well! Again, join us!
Cheers,
Rick and Peggy Nixon
530) 853-4147 / 415)215-2652 (cell)
(Weekly Class schedule listed below.)
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THIS WEEK’S SCHEDULE
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The Mountain Fitness Center (South):
1630 South Mt. Shasta Blvd, Mt. Shasta, CA 96067 (back parking lot is best, as the dance studio is a mere two steps from the back door)
Wed. July 12th: SAMBA 6:45 – 7:45pm
Thur. July 13th: FOXTROT 6:45 – 7:45pm
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CURRENT RATES Group Class Rates $10 Single Class ($10.00/class) $25 Four class Card ($6.25/class) $50 Eight Class Card ($6.25/class) $60 Ten Class Card ($6.00/class)
Private Lesson(s) Rates
$30 Half-hour Private Lesson ($25 at four per month or more) $60 One Hour Private Lesson (one per month or less) $50 One Hour Private Lesson (two per month or more) Hour Lessons may be divided into two ½ hour sessions at half the hourly rate each.
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